Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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