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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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what is big and white? the moon

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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