- Anti Joke

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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