I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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monkey sponge

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Alt F4

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Your mom

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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