Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Chuck Norris.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Flab

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

i eat poop

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

kiss me?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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