Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Ass

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Unflushed Shit...

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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