What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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You just won the game...

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is worse than hell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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