whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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