Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Communism

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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9/11

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women

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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ugh good riddance

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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