What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Come in

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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