- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Potato.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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