You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Potato.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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