What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Matty B

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Women's rights...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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