Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Chrissy is funny.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

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