Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Guess what? No.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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