Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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