what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

That's Racist

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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