why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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