math test 2=2

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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