- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

don't look behind you

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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