Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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math test 2=2

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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