A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Women Voting

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Anti jokes.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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