- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock knock What

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I like to eat people

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

im a selling a car

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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