Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Sorry boss

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Anti Joke

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