- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Garry Glitters on here

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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