What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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