Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Chuck Norris.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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whos gay? you are

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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