what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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anne hatthaway

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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