Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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That didn't hurt.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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