- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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