- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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