What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

We didnt star the fire ...........

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Christians pornstars.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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