- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what do you call a black man named mike

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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