YOLO MAH BROLO

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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i love huge wieners.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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don't look behind you

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Guess what? No.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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