What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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My butt!!!!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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