- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

GINGER PEOPLE

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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