- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Where is my tractor?

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What abou three times

Nobody cares.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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