That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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