you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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zebras

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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