- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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