What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Potato.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What's dead? Your mum.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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