what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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womens rights to vote

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Knock knock What

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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