Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Woman's rights.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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don't look behind you

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Women's rights.

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Nice weather we're having.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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test

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Anti Joke

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