- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Smart Blondes

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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