Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Women.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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