- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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