The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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George Bush.

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