The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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minecraft

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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