Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Nothing yet CC

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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