Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Sorry boss

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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