What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Women's Rights

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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