- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

There's no "i" in tim.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*