Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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space is fun

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Halo < COD

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What abou three times

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Anti Joke

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