A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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YOLO

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your a towel.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Civil Rights.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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No it isn't.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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poop

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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