Rebecca Black

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Anti Joke

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