Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Chicken

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Hippopatomous!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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