Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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