why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

9/11

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Matty B

Chuck Norris.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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