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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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