- Anti Joke

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.