- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

I have a crush on my dad.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Ryan Chang is funny.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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