- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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