Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Women

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Women's rights...

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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