- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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