A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

i eat poop

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what is big and white? the moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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