What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Women's rights...

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Poop

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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