Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Women

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Sonic

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Gabe Mercado

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Canida

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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maddie latino

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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