Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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OBAMA

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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