- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

whats really hot the sun

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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