- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Society.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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