Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The 19th Amendment

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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