What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Nah

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Your social life

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Anti Joke

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