What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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