What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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i love huge wieners.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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