How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Sonic

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do magnets work?

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Looks through the peephole.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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