Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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