Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Black Veil Brides.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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