Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Knock knock What

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why? Because!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti jokes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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