Anne Frank.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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That's Racist

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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