why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Rock mattress.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

i'm not gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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