How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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gay rights

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

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