How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

penis

Six million.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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