What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Anne Frank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Ass

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Anti Joke

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