- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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