A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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save water shower with friends

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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