2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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