- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

The 19th Amendment

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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