- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Cows go moo.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red, violets are violet

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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