How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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i eat poop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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