- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A woman comes at the doctor.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

i'm not gay

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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