Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Anti Joke

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