What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

God is real

Men's rights.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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