Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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YOLO

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Enchilada

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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