ballsack

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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God is real

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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