What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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